triplecheeseburgerwithbacon: Wtf just had a whole dream about me deciding wether to buy baby shampoo for myself or not
Dorothy: What happened?
Blanche: She shot my vase.
Dorothy: What are you doing shooting, are you crazy?!
Rose: I heard a noise, I thought it was robbers.
Sophia: I lived eighty, eighty-one years, I survived two world wars, pneumonia, a stroke and two operations. One night I'll belch and Stable Mabel here will blow my head off!
When my friends and I take a group shot of tequila
Rose: We should put out the welcome mat.
Blanche: But honey, we don't have a welcome mat.
Rose: What about the one Dorothy always says is at the foot of your bed?
upgradetheuniverse: Are there any fanfics with a Golden Girls/Doctor Who cross-over? I could just see Ten ending up in their town, Rose bringing him home believing everything he tells her. Blanche can’t stop hitting on him, and Dorothy is her sarcastic self, making fun of Rose for believing such nonsense. But secretly, Sophia has met the Doctor before, when she was younger… Picture it....
trelaina: “Here we are, not eating chocolate cake, which we obviously adore, because we want to stay very thin and then drop dead.” - Blanche
No, No and No
rainbugs: I fucking hate Snog, Marry and Avoid. I just sent a complaint off. I don’t care how petty it seems- and LOL there was a character limit for my complaint. Oh BBC, how you are going down in my estimations… The complaint itself is under the cut. I am so fucking ashamed of my country. Read More
ikolism: quick everyone vote for greece and watch them panic
mcsnoopdogg: There ain’t no party like an Eurovision song contest party.